Duct Tape Whore To The Rescue!
Ah, a new blog. It's like starting fresh.
In past blogs, my attempts at a humorous recollection of my daily life encounters are now seen as futile, as they turned into a boring recitation of what I did.
This blog however, will be different. Hopefully my efforts will not be in vain, and this blog will rise above my past endeavours to deliver what I wish it to: Nonsensical tributes to my idiotic accomplishments.
I was once called duct tape girl, as I have an odd obsession with Duct Tape.
I became Incredible Duct Tape Girl, here to save the world using insane Duct Tape skills. After a time, it evolved into Duct Tape Whore, as people have a fondness for finding out my odd fixations, or things I do alot, and creating a whore label for me.
(Ice cream whore, Insult whore, Hug whore, Conversation whore, etc)
Thus, Duct Tape Whore was born. So you may now rest easy. Duct Tape Whore is here, and ready to deliver.
6 Truths be told:
God bless you missy, you are an isle of paridise in an ocean of storms.
this is from mirena who likes sex and i would like to say sometimes you are a pain in the anus like for example now that i have to waste 2 minutes of my precious life to comment on how gay-ly your blogs are well ill tell you what: YOU SUCK... haha.. ok everything i have said in this paragraph is opposite to what i truly feel. exept the sex part... xoxox
i like the thingy..it's...good.. by me..who is in pain and i have nothing interesting to say. nobody read this, it's gay.
hey , ur blog is kewl , no ice cap mentioning wow im surpised lol,yes we all know you love ducctape lol , and now i know how the ducktape whore was created lol
Well...I'm glad your keeping up with the ever lasting fad of keeping a blog...yes...yes you are a whore...and thanx to anonymous number 3, I realized that you are an ice cap whore...
What they said.
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