I heart Cassie and Dawson and Cake and Sex, but not Anal Discharge.
Ok so I haven't written in awhile. I admit it. I have lost all inspiration. I mean, there's things to write about, like hoolahooping in the middle of the street in shorts, a t-shirt and barefoot at midnight on a Saturday, or going shopping and walking for like 20 minutes in one direction when we should have gone for about 1 minute in the other, or doing the exact same thing the next week, or our random adventures. However, I just don't feel like writing about them. I have no inclination to start writing about something random like I used to. I have lost the urge to write. The need. The insistent little voice that used to be at the back of my head telling me to pick up a pencil (or go to the keyboard) and pour out a shlew of words that somehow form coherent, and sometimes humourous sentences.
Anyways, in this post I will talk about
1) cassie (only nice things) (as per request)
2) dawson
3) cake
4) sex
5) anal discharge
(The first 2 thanks to cassie, the last 3, not so much as thanks but uhm... a nod of consent to mike and nick on those ones.)
1) Ok, so cassie. I will talk about how awesome she is because uh, well, she's awesome. So yes. Blah blah goodness. Blah blah fun. WOO CASS ASS ATTACK. WATCH OUT WORLD! I heart cassie.
2) Dawson. I finally got my acceptance letter for dawson :) as much as I knew I'd probably get in, it's always good to have the concrete evidence in your hands. It makes me happy. I heart dawson.
3) Cake. Ok well cake is just awesome. I don't think I've ever met a person who didn't like cake. It's a universally loved topic and food. Case closed. I heart cake.
4) Sex is a subject that is... well, first of all, a great topic of conversation in my books. It's something that can never be exhausted (in conversation only ;)) and so many jokes and amusing sub-conversations can be derived from a basic conversation about sex. And there's not only the main points one can discuss about sex. There are all the finer details. There are so many things people can talk about, about sex. For example, different positions in sex, different kinky things about sex, people they know who are having sex, dirty jokes about sex, and so much more! Sex can be talked about anywhere too. At home, school, on the street, in the metro, on the bus, at the mall, in a church, in line for the movies, at the grocery store, in a cemetery, etc. The possibilities are endless! (However, please note, you may receive some funny looks in public places. Especially if you're a loud group discussing your friend's erectile dysfunction problems.) In any case, Sex is an awesome subject. I heart sex.
5) Anal discharge.. ok, stuff that comes out of your ass. 'nuff said. (mikey, I'm not sure why you suggested this, but if you're having some problems, and were expecting me to do some research for ya, too bad. Hun, if you're having problems, maybe you should see a doctor. ;)) I do NOT heart anal discharge.
Ok and so that concludes my blog post for today. Yay for talking about random things.
