Wednesday, January 26, 2005

... Bake Sale...?

Ok. So everyone knows those lemonade stand games right? Buy the ice, the lemons the sugar and the cups. You decide the prices. Depending on the weather, you sell more or less Lemonade. It teaches you about business and money.
However. I have found... Bake Sale. That's right. You make Yummy treats AND hot apple cider. There are so many ingredients I get confused. The kids talk, and I don't know what they're saying, and they tell me I don't have enough ingredients, so I have to go to the store. So I need to click on the kitchen area, where I can grab the keys off the counter (how the hell these kids who are running a BAKESALE can drive and buy a CAR I have no idea) and I go to the store, where the aisles aren't even in proper order I might add. Honestly, who puts the cups with the marshmallows? In any case, after I buy my apples and chocolate in UNREALISTIC QUANTITIES I am forced to go home and slave away at the hot stove making these treats, which I sell for approximately 61 cents each, give or take. Depending how much I want to charge, and how much my customers are willing to pay. For I mustn't upset them or my popularity will go down. Then I won't sell as many treats or Cider. BY THE WAY, why does the guy sell the treats and the girl sells the cider? IS THIS SOME SORT OF SEXUAL INNUENDO?! And why is she always sad? And why does the guy get all the money?! IS SHE SOME SORT OF SEX SLAVE OR SOMETHING?! OPPRESSION! OPPRESSION!

Oh well. I made $385.55 in 10 days. Take That Bitch!

7 Truths be told:

At 5:59 p.m., January 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok... im still not getting it..
reminder: i am slow.

 
At 7:02 p.m., January 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd look at the cups and the marshmallows if you wanted to talk about sexual innuendo.

 
At 7:03 p.m., January 26, 2005, Blogger James said...

2nd Anonymous was me. ;/

 
At 7:59 p.m., January 26, 2005, Blogger Nat said...

james...u are so indescreet...lol...now then...u made me hungry!!!

 
At 10:18 p.m., January 26, 2005, Blogger Kyle said...

The cider is actually pee, guys hate to handle pee, at least I do.

;/

 
At 10:53 p.m., January 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont quite get ur message lol , maybe its cuz im retarted or dont know how to read.wtf is sexual innudeo lol

 
At 11:34 p.m., January 27, 2005, Blogger James said...

lol dictionary lol

 

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