Sunday, May 15, 2005

Better than doing nothing? Definately. Better than hoolahooping in the freezing cold? Hard to say.

Yes, yes I know, the writing has been sparse, and I apologize (Cassie) for the lack of interesting posts.

Anyways, I was away this weekend at my country place. On the way up I started to regret my decision to go. No TV, no movies, no games, no computer, no phone, no technology except my stereo and my CDs. So pretty much nothing to do except listen to music. So of course I was bored at first, but my sister and I played some cards and I am proud to say I kicked her ass in Rummy 3 times in a row.

The main thing that redeemed the entire weekend (the first time, because the weekend was redeemed a few times that night) was Saturday's supper. An insanely delicious barbeque supper. A steak, cooked just right thanks to my Uncle, with baked potatoes, with of course sour cream and whatever else on it. It was all so freaking good I was dying. That was the best meal I've had in awhile. Yumm...

I mentioned that other things redeemed the evening also. Well, later on my uncle was nice enough to drive my sister and I to the store so we could get some Vodka Ice Poppers. So that definitely helped make the stay more enjoyable.

And the horrible weather actually kind of cleared up so we were able to have a fire outside. Which was cool. I love fire.

Later on, we went for a walk looking for my cousin so her mom wouldn’t have to walk around looking for her. So we grabbed our drinks and off we went with our other 10-year-old cousin coming along. We found her and her friends chilling out in the grass talking, so we sat down and joined them. They were all around 12-14, so my sister and me were the older cooler ones. I tried to explain that the way we were acting was normal for us, but I'm sure they thought we were drunk. It was hilarious though. Everything we did or said was interesting and funny. It's not like with my friends when I talk and say something dumb they're just like "OK shut up." These kids were sopping up everything I said. It was hilarious! I was like ahha I am queen. It made me laugh. I know this story seems like it has a point but it doesn't. I'm just writing because I was being complained to about lack of posts and this seemed like something to write about. Although now that I look back at it, it seems awfully boring. So let’s spice it up.
Ok and then while we were talking a huge BEAR came out of the woods and ATE one of her friends! So first I started laughing but then I was like oh shit wait that's a bear. So I shoved one of the ugly kids at it while the rest of us took off. We reached an open area when a UFO came out of nowhere and beamed us all up into a spaceship! So there we all were in this huge room when this purple squiggly thing came in and was all like "shppppeeeeglurklpumpliviblegfstreeplmeezenifger" and I was all like "woah dude, we don't speak alien" and it was all like "oops my mistake" and I was like "dude that’s better cuz I was ready to kung-fu your ass." So then we had a conversation cuz it wanted to know how can openers worked. After that it gave us all candy and let us go. By then it was like 1 am or something and we were all like "woah I'm tired" so we went back to my aunts place to sit at the fire.

AND THAT WAS MY NIGHT FOLKS.











Actually, I was lying. That’s not all true.

The alien gave one of the kids an anal probe, except I was asked not to mention it.

But I can’t lie.

3 Truths be told:

At 10:50 p.m., May 15, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Less hot-ly challenged, huh, so when we can't get rid of the ugly ones nor the hot ones, there's only one choice left. Me. I can take a hint.

*Picks up hobo stick with bag tied to the end and slings it over shoulder, walks into the sunset, only to get tackled by a bear before disappearing over the horizon.* *Screaming ensues, but nobody cares*

So, you were queen for a moment, huh? Too bad the kids weren't Amazons, then my prophecy would come true. Take a trip to South America sometime, just a suggestion.

 
At 11:13 p.m., May 15, 2005, Blogger James said...

I've said all I can say about this post in my little discussions with you over MSN so I'll paraphrase, as a trophy, a mark of my passing if you will:

"It was a nice story before you gave it a suplex."

Have a nice day and write more, please.

-Jems, crippled victim of countless pokes

 
At 12:19 a.m., May 16, 2005, Blogger Nat said...

first of all...i would like to say that I pity the kid wiht the anal probe rather then the hot-ly challenged/ugly kid. At least he had a quick and painless death right? Anyhow...I firmly believe that thosae kids were humouring you...are you even sure they were kids? It would be funny if you and your sister were just so wasted that you thought some littel shrubs were kids...all I see is kayla and her sister infront of acircle of shrubs talking randomly...

 

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