The old 'I have a life, you should get one too' excuse

Yes, I haven’t been updating. I apologize. However, I’ve been busy. Plus, I haven’t had much inspiration for writing. Well I have, but nothing has inspired me. Get it? Ok cuz I don’t.
I could write about so many things that have happened, cuz hell, my life has definitely been full and so many things have happened. But as I've said before I hate writing about my life. I don’t like writing about what happens. What’s the fun in that? If you wanna know what’s happening in my life, talk to me! Ask me! I’ll most likely tell you cuz I'm a blabbermouth and like to talk. Hah. I’m awesome.
Which reminds me, I need a record player. Vinyls rule. Except, that would just be another expensive habit to keep up with. And I have too many of those already. But records... so awesome.... Well I will think about it. Actually I’ve been thinking about it for like, 2 weeks lol. It seems like a good but expensive habit. Heh. Oh well, I’ll think some more.
Ok time’s up. Session over. Get out. I’ll see ya next week.